Houston TX.--The local news has not reported any bit of good news since January 4, 2022.
Maria Lanslow told CC that, "Early this morning I heard about a shooting, then a car accident, then a guy jumping off a bridge. Even the commercials were just insurance commercials with car crashes in them."
CC ace reporter Jimmy watched the news and can verify that not a piece of good news has been shown since Jan 4 when a baby was born safely in a car.
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