Fact Checking The Babylon Bee

    Here at TheTechBoy Media we pride ourselves on being the arbiter of truth. That is why we are fact checking "Women Are Really Cool. Here Are Just 9 Reasons Why."

1. "They smell nice?"

       Who are you Joe Biden? I'm not gonna disprove this one but you can't conclusively prove it to me anyway.

2. They're soft

  

     Women are not stuffed animals. -TheTechBoy 2024

3. They remind you it's your brother's birthday.

      So does my phone. It's cheaper than a women long term. 

4. They sometimes wear dresses and look like flowers.

      No they do not...they don't. Does she look like a flower?                          @theavaharper 

5. Sometimes you can hold hands with them.

        Holding hands is for children who need to criss the street. Do theese people look like kids? 

6. They laugh at your jokes and it makes you feel all good and stuff: 

    Fact Check: False

7. Their faces are super great to look at: 

    Here at the TheTechBoy media, we have a policy not to comment on the physical appearance to the others. You can find out if this statement is true by looking at the picture below.

8. They know where things are:

  

    The GPS woman isn't real, she doesn't count.

9. They aren't dudes

     Transphobic