Breaking: Babylon Bee CEO Seth Dillion Admits the Writers have a Time Machine that goes 1 Week into The Future

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    Babylon Bee CEO Seth Dillion has admitted that The Bee has a time machine. "Yeah, the Babylon Bee has a time machine that jumps 1 week in advance. BeelonMusk helped create it for us."

    When pressed for more info, Seth Dillion said, "The time machine can see into Congress and find out what they will do then we will write an article. Sometimes we have to go only one day in advance. Sometimes we even have to go into TheTechBoy Media headquarters and find out how they will make our prophecies come true.  

At publishing time, BeelonMusk confirmed the time machine ran a custom jailbroken version of IOS.