Devil Identifies as God/Godself

 6,000 To 10,000 Years Ago Mesopotamia

A demonic winged figure in front of a stone building.


    In keeping with the trend of identifying as everything but what you are, former worship leader and angel formerly known as Lucifer has changed his pronouns to God/Godself. We have heard several angels have also teamed up with him as well as many as one-third of all the angels to be exact. 

    God has since cast out his opposition from Heaven and changed the pronouns of the angels to demon/demonself. A spokesangel has said that God does not regret the decision and that he is no respecter of pronouns 

    At reporting time Satan has been cast out of Heaven, deceived the human race, and has set up headquarters in Target.  

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