Las Angeles, California
In an effort to raise money to find the elusive third joke, The Babylon Bee has released a new clothing item for the undefined, but still important gender, 'woman'. Kyle Mann says that the new racerback tees must sell out or he risks losing his job.
Immediate backlash from the Christian community poured out over the announcement. "I used to let my kids read this site, but the image of this shirt, well that's a step too far," claimed Christian dad, Bob Hanes. "This site used to be appropriate, but now they are selling sleeveless shorts for women!!!! What's next pants?"
At reporting time, The Bee said that they would take it down if anyone could define modesty and woman.
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