Langley
A elated Kennedy became CIA director on Tuesday, but gis hoy quickly turned to sadness. "Now I sill prive that this agency killed my uncle, oh and Make America Great Again!!!
However after hours of querying the classified databases, searching through diles, in iterrogating suspects, a frustrated Robert Kennedy Jr searched through the CIAs classified files after being appointed CIA director only to come up empty. "Nooo I can't find anything on their assignation of JFK. Guess that was just a silly conspiracy theory. Now I actually have to lead the agency that directs foreign espionage.... which means they would not kill anyone domestically..."
At reporting time RFK Jr declassified instructions on how to make a remote control cat bug causing PETA to protest and Matt Walsh to create What is a cat?.
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