In a stunning development Lizzo announced that she was planning to loose weight after hearing Kamala Harris was taxing unrealized capital gains. In a multiple takes, prerecorded, 10 clip interview, the incumbent stated "there will be a 20% tax of unrealized capital gains. Gains of weight. Who dosent love being skinny. Weight is bad. Hahahahaha. MAKE AMERICA STARVE AGAIN!! oh wait gains of money like stocks...yeah I'll tax that not weight hahahaha"
"I love Kamala and dont want the traitor to win and all but I have 200 pounds of unrealized gains. Not sure what the currency converts to in US dollars but That's alot of money in taxes."
Inspired by Lizzo, millions if stunning and brave woman lost weight as well, and protested skinnyphobia by stand in a line outside waiting for bread. At reporting time the economy crashed when McDonalds stock plummeted and RFK Jr considered joining team Kamala after her accidental healthy food stance.
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