RonDesantis Bans Scuttlebutting While Driving

 Miami FL


    RonDesantis has banned Scuttlebutting while driving citing it as a threat to human safety. The song Scuttlebutt was described as a song of the generation.

 "Scuttlebutting while driving is like drinking texting and driving with kids all in one. It will not be allowed in the free state of Florida."

    The left and the right applauded the move saying it was a step towards sanity. Only absolute freedom Libertarians disagreed with the move but nobody cares because they are libertarians and they stink.

At reporting time, Disney filed a lawsuit...against Awkwafina and Matt Walsh was in fundraising efforts to make "What Is A Song". 

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