Apple Raises Prices Of iPhones In California

Cupertino California 


A person holding an iPhone


    Apple has unveiled the new iPhone 15 series pricing, for the US and California. CEO Tim Cook said that the iPhone will launch at 799 dollars in the US but will launch at 1000 dollars in California in a statement. 

"Crime has risen so much in California. It is now 'legal' to steal our iPhone 15 so we are raising prices to 1000 dollars. However, this means that you are now closer in price to buying an iPhone 15 Pro Max 512 GB. So just buy that." Critics of the iDea said this is a cash grab from Apple while defenders of Apple said that Apple has always been a cash grab and this is the best thing ever.   

At reporting time, Apple lowered prices in Texas because criminals got shot there.   

iDea was an accident but we left it in. 


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