Nashville TN
Michael Knowles, known for his, Catholictrarian takes, like ‘condoms are
kinda gay’, and ‘women should not work in the widget factory, but men should. teasing
women’s sports, ‘women should not box’ and not having any soup has released 10
things that he believes are disordered.
1. Men on Social Media. “Why should men
be on an app that shares other people’s lives with each other. It’s kinda gay
to care what other men are doing with their lives.”
2. Women Football Cheerleaders. “Why should
women celebrate a male sport? They should be in the concession stands, cooking
for the players, for the sport I don’t understand.”
3. Men using a washing machine: “Its disordered,
its wrong to know how to even use that kind of contraption, I don’t know how to
use a washing machine. It would be kinda weird if I did.”
4. Women Drivers: “Women were not
created to move machinery. They can’t understand cars plain and simple.
Traditionally, back in 1215, the man would always steer to donkey and ever
since the women started steering donkeys society has gone downhill.”
5. Protestants: “Being Protestant is
kinda gay. You haven’t come fully into the faith yet. Its disordered way of
looking at things with pastor Billy Bob as the head instead of the Pope. It’s a
total breakdown in society.”
6. Women listening to Podcasts without
their husband: “It is kinda disordered for a woman to listen to a podcast,
especially a male podcast, without their husband, ya know. Traditionally only Catholic priests would
explain the Bible in Latin and the women didn’t know that, but with this push
for modernity that’s been going on since the 1700s at least, women have become
more and more influenced by other men who aren’t their husband.
7. Photography: “Why should you, as a man want
photos. Sweet lil ol Lisa is like Mikey Mikey I wanna picture of that bird or
something, but I have to tell her no no, men don’t take pictures, its kinda gay,
its kinda demonic, ya know you are capturing the sense of something but there
is more to a person than just their body its their spirit as well. Demons are
real.
8. Female Pilots: “It is disordered for
a woman to be a pilot. I know I will get flack from the squishy conservatives
and my friends at Media Matters, but it’s the truth. A man is supposed to be
the head of his household and leading the family, and you will let a woman lead
you like that? It’s disordered, not to mention that women don’t know directions.
9. Snapchat: “It is disordered for a man
over the age of 18 to have Snapchat. What are you doing snapping people all day?”
10.
66
books: “The Protestant Bible has 66 books. They just throw out God’s word in
the 1500s cause liberals in the Church didn’t like what was happening in the
church and now look what’s happened today. The number 66 is basically a demonic.”
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