Secret HQ: 15:26
The NSA has just announced that WannaDie a virus only designed to take down master criminals' computer networks has accidentally been unleashed. Every device that has access to the internet (Even iPhones) are affected.
The virus is transmitted over the Internet and unleashes a JPG payload that changes your wallpaper to Donald Trump. Progressives are most affected with the most crying, broken phones, and stalled Teslas seeming to come from them. 1% of them realized they could change their wallpaper with a simple action.
The virus has had a detrimental effect on American society though. Planes fell out of the sky, Social media crashed due to heavy use, and millions of phone screens have been broken. Nest thermostats and ring doorbells are all displaying the scary image.
AOC reportedly dropped her phone and has died for the 50th time today after the screen on her electric stope showed her face. After rising from the dead she said that the stove was fascist which was immediately applauded by gas stove fans. AOC has not recognized her mistake
At reporting time Apple claimed responsibility for the attack as they got to sell more phones.
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