So Like

 Look I feel badly for the poor girl. This is just satire.

 So like I like Samsung like it like and it is good like.

Why?

Well like it is like good like I like it. It gets me likes on like Facebook which is like so meta. And like i can touch like the screen like it is touchscreen and like it is ok like I like it. Like

So like the phone is big like it folds. Like it opens and like it is great. I can make like calls. 

Oh, people still make calls?

Well yeah on like Instagram. Like calls are so retro and chic. LIke it is so fun to like pick up a like phone and answer it like it is like the 1950's or like something. Like