Bible Recieves PG 13 Rating: Popularity Soars

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Bible with the Word PG-13 on top of it.

    After receiving a PG-13 rating,  The Bible became even more popular. Conservatives and pastors were nervous that the rating would cause the Bible to plummet but are pleasantly surprised that the Bible "stood forever" like it said it would. 

    Teenagers around the world, are opening this new PG-13 book with fresh eyes. "Wow, my grandmother said this book was interesting but I thought she was delusional. This book is amazing it has wars, a salvation arc, and even romance."  

    Another teenager said, "This book is amazing and I love it." The Bible is now trending on Twitter, NotTheBee, and the now-defunct balloon-to-air data sender and parental control app TikTok. 

    In other news, the Bible was almost banned from schools, but millions of teens protested the decision. 

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