Libertarian Teen, Jacob, has learned that he still has to take a bath and that personal freedom does not mean no personal hygiene. Jacob screams that being a libertarian meant she could not interfere with his choices but Mom did not relent.
"Buttt, Mooom!!! We are libertarians. This doesn't affect you and it's my body!! You are violating the personal freedom that we need more in the country!!" Jennifer then told her son, No, this is our house and you have to conform to our rules!! You stink after a long day of building the roads, cleaning the guns, generating electricity on a bike, and pumping water now Go take a bath!!"
Jennifer then went on to say, "Besides your stench is violating the nonaggression pact!!"
At reporting time, Jacob took the ertarian of libertarian and just went full lib and disrespected his parents for 3 hrs until he found out Dad was coming home, and that if he was good he was getting a micronation for his birthday.
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