Tampa Bay:
The Tampa Bay Rays have expressed their thanks for Global Warming citing their perfect record. As some of you may know, global warming has caused more home runs in baseball. Also, being in a Republican-led state, global warming is more prevalent in Florida.
The Ray's released a statement saying, "We would like to thank you, Desantis, Global Warming, and all our players for this amazing season." Rays fans reacted to this announcement by setting fires, driving a Suburban alone, and leaving the lights on in their houses.
At reporting time, the Mariners tried to get some of that global warming, but they were denied.
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