Houston TX
Conservative parents traing then next generation of conservative children raise pretty respectful children. However, sometimes too much ankle was shown or they destroy you with facts and logic, and you need to punish them here are the top five ways you can punish conservative children.
1. Take Away Their NotTheBee
It's social media but for conservatives. Take it away and who will know how many Bible verses they memorized or find out the latest Ben Shapiro video.
2. Make Them Watch Biden
Make them watch Biden speak (not falling that's funny) make they watch an entire speech while they have to be quiet. If they have been really bad make them watch Kamala speak.
3. Threaten To Talke Them To DisneyWorld
A slap in the face to any true conservative child. Long lines and super expensive junk and it's super woke. Just bad all over.
4. Take Away Adventures In Odyssey
The old you aren't being Christian so I'll take your Christian series aways from you until you become more Christian. Works every time. If you don't want to go as far you can take away their TheTechBoy access for a week.
If you have any other suggestions, like maybe take away their guns etc, put them in the comments
5. Threaten To Enroll Them In Public School
Strikes fear in the heart of any conservative. How many hair colors will their be, how many genders will I have to memorize, how far ahead will I be in comparison to the other students, will I finally meet TheTechBoy?
Bonus: Take Away their Guns. Literally (insert Dictator)
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