Canada To Pay 'smoke Reparations' To Americans With Free Maple Syrup In Perpetuity

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    Canada has agreed to pay the entire United Stares reperations for the smoke damage the fires caused in New York. A representive for Canada released this statement.

    "We are extremly, sorry  sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry Please accept my deepest apologies sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry  sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry. 

    Please accept this grade A maple suyrp as our most sincere aplogy. May we be eternal friends."

    At reporting time Canada did not let have Texas have any because they are a free state and own guns and would not pay African Americans reperations.