Should You Eat Black Colored Food?

 Dr. Jeanx Naxxx Ms/Mx 

    Eating foods colored Black allows white people to stake out their white supremacist microaggressions on foods while not being labeled a racist.  Furthermore, the systemic injustices of eating should be taken into consideration. 200 yrs ago when slavery was legal, the slaves only got little food while the masters got lots of food.

    This tradition is still carried out today. White people still eat food that connects them to their white supremacist roots. Ex. Black beans. In a survey including 1 respondent with a margin of error of plus or minus one, White People Suck LLC found that the test subject eats black beans with a fork to pretend to injure a BIPOCX+ person. This study was repeated with rainbow-colored cereal with the same results. Foods associated with other nonwhite cultures also were presented and they were both brutally eaten.

    This is why I call for action. We must not let the BPIOCX+ community be silenced. wHite people eating, especially eating foods colored Black is a severe injustice that can be traced to Jamestown, the Trail of Tears, the Pilgrims, and that family of seven who goes to church and is always happy.

Dr. Julia B. she/her/they/me/i/want/xer/

    I'd first like to honor Dr. Jean for their/her wonderful response to the question. I would like to respectfully disagree with some of the points that were made, however. B4 I do that I would like to honor the land we are standing on is Turtle Island of course the beautiful land of the Navijho tribe that was massacred by the white man with, electricity, running water, GUNS, Christianity, The Internet etc. 

    Anyways, I believe that white people being able to tolerate the color Black is a sign of progress. According to a study done by the prestigious AHHHH WAHHHH society in 2020 94 % of self-identified white supremacists hated the color black and any color in the rainbow for that matter. In 2022, AHHHH WAHHH interviewed 7 random white people on the street and 6 out of 7 of them said they would eat Black beans. This is a major win for the 2S+BIPOCLATINXQ+ community and soud be celebrated. 

    However, I do agree that the proliferation and white supremacist act of eating needs to stop. It lifts carbon all around Turtle Island. If we just starved the white bigots and saved the food for the 2S+BIPOCLATINXQ+ community we would have enough food until the 2nd coming of the Great Spirit.