5 Places Your Christian Wife or Wife To Be Is

 Christian men, did you lose your wife? Are you looking for a wife? Here are five places they might be: 

1. Hobby Lobby

    Duh, it's fall. They are buying decorations for the house. 

2. Target

    Yes, they promised to boycott it but it's fall now. They need those overpriced Christian pillows and clothing.  

3. Starbucks

    The pumpkin spice latte was calling their name. Michael Knowles may also be there as well.

4. Church

    Good Christian women are always in the house use of the Lord. Right? Right..... also the church coffee is pumpkin-flavored now.  

5. Pumpkin Patch

    They braved mosquitos to get the perfect fallesque picture...in 99-degree heat....on September 1st... which is technically summer.