US Releases New Weapon That Identifies As Anything It Wants

 Pentagon



    The US has released a new weapon that allows it to work in any way it identifies. Top military officials say that this means that bullets can now become hydrogen bombs. Detractors to the idea said that it was technologically infeasible and violated physics. 

These people were then kicked out of the military. In other news, Microsoft was sued for not forcing people to use 30-digit passwords thus leading to hacks. 

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