Weird Disease Affecting 15 to 25 Yr Old Males Sweeps The Nation

 United States

    A rare illness affecting 1/100 of men aged 15 to 25 men in the US is sweeping the country. Men are reporting symptoms of loneliness, sadness, and intense screaming. Scientists monitoring earthquakes saw a 1.7 on the Richter Scale due to the intense screaming in certain states. 

    Doctors are baffled by this unexpected disease sweeping the nation. Dr. Benjamin Jonah states, "We've never seen anything like this. My colleagues are reporting seeing this illness in other states. There is no treatment known for this disease we just let them watch some cartoons and let them go on their way."

In other news, Brett Cooper got engaged while outside of the US filming for Snow White. 


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