Rich People Pretend To Be Homeless To Get 50% Off On TV's

 California

   In a curious blend of consumerism and street-level strategy, affluent Californian Robert Hayes has adopted an unconventional approach to Black Friday savings.

     In an attempt to secure a television at a fraction of the cost, Hayes has assumed the guise of a homeless individual, complete with a makeshift tent, minimal sustenance, and a knack for inadvertently sparking flames.

  When pressed about this unorthodox shopping technique, Hayes casually revealed, "Yeah, I do this three times a year. Uh oh, my tent's on fire."

At reporting time Mr. Hayes indicated he would do this when the new iPhone comes out. 

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