Teen Shocked His Girlfriend Broke Up With Him

 Atlanta, Georgia

    In a turn of events that shocked literally nobody, except Jacob himself, his longtime girlfriend of two weeks, broke up with him after she got fed up with his green bubbles. 

    "I just don't understand Dad. Everything was fine when I bought her food and took her to the school dance, but when stopped texting on Instagram and started using SMS she broke up!!! She said she was committed and that I was her one and only. Of course that was after I helped her chea...study for a test but that's irrelevant."

    At reporting time dad was laughing while Jacob found a new girlfriend after swiping on TikTok. Unfortunately for him, she was AI.