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A scan of Matt Walshes brain has revealed that Mr. Walsh has no pleasure sensors in his brain. In fact they are actually inverted.
Dr. Jones gave a press conference saying "Mr. Walsh is the first person in history to have inverted pleasure sensors. Things that give most people joy such as playing outside, toys, music, funny videos, and civilization, all give Mr. Walsh headaches and force him to Cream about it online."
When CC asked if it was contagious, Dr Jones responded that it was slightly contagious, notably affecting Brett Coopers dislike of toys.
At reporting time, Matt Walsh claimed to outlaw fun if elected theocratic dictator of USA.
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