Candace Owens Announces The Moon Is A Giant NSA Spy Satellite

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     Candace (not a round earther, not a flat earther) Owens announced in a podcast episode that she has exclusive information about the moon.

"Hi all. People were so angry that I was questioning the legitimacy of the round earth. I'm just asking questions ha ha. People in America aren't taught to question anything anymore. Anyway, I did some research on the origins of satanic NASA and found out there are psyop for the evil NSA. I should of seen it NSA is NASA without an A.

    Leaked documents from a totally reliable source showed that the Moon is a huge spy satellite. It is able to take pictures all the time because the earth is flat and not round. I asked how eclipses work and they said that every couple of years the government needs to save power so the turn it off for a few seconds and trick Americans into thinking it's a special event."

X users reacted to it with mixed reactions: 

@Marjorie Taylor Greene Told ya that space lasers were real

@BibleBashed Is believing in the moon Biblical?

@Nosoupforknowles Welp...Knowles gets soup for this

@TheTechBoyorg hahahahahahahahahahah #techtalktoyoulater

At reporting time Mrs. Owen's confirmed the moon would zap Americans during an eclipse someday. 



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