Wherever The Heck Candy Is
Candace (not a round earther, not a flat earther) Owens announced in a podcast episode that she has exclusive information about the moon.
"Hi all. People were so angry that I was questioning the legitimacy of the round earth. I'm just asking questions ha ha. People in America aren't taught to question anything anymore. Anyway, I did some research on the origins of satanic NASA and found out there are psyop for the evil NSA. I should of seen it NSA is NASA without an A.
Leaked documents from a totally reliable source showed that the Moon is a huge spy satellite. It is able to take pictures all the time because the earth is flat and not round. I asked how eclipses work and they said that every couple of years the government needs to save power so the turn it off for a few seconds and trick Americans into thinking it's a special event."
X users reacted to it with mixed reactions:
@Marjorie Taylor Greene Told ya that space lasers were real
@BibleBashed Is believing in the moon Biblical?
@Nosoupforknowles Welp...Knowles gets soup for this
@TheTechBoyorg hahahahahahahahahahah #techtalktoyoulater
At reporting time Mrs. Owen's confirmed the moon would zap Americans during an eclipse someday.
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