Washington, D.C.
In a leaked tape of the White People for Harris planning meeting, Kamala Harris expressed concerns over funding a vice presidential candidate.
"The VP is a person who is the Vice President. The VP does things when the President can't do them. The VP is a very important job. However, to prevent impeachment from those evil MAGA Republicans, I have to have someone people hate more than me...someone nobody cares about..."
Unfortunately for Mrs. Harris, "The Venn diagram of unlikability and me is a perfect circle. I don't get why anyone would hate meee."
At the time of publishing, she was caught cursing out her staff.
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