Washington DC Has Own Timezone Per KJP

 Washington DC




     A new time zone has been confirmed for the tiny city of Washington DC. This is the first new time zone since trains have been the primary form of transportation. 

      Karine Jean-Pierre announced the new time zone. "The DC timezone is the most unique timezone in the history of the world. It actually takes 18 hrs off the clock and only operates between 10 AM-4PM. Time, like money, simply just dissappear.


       At reporting time the missing 18 hours could not be found to comment.

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