Tim Walz Announces Not One Of His Students Can Do Math

 Chicago IL

    Tim Walz announced that the 24 kids in his high school class all failed math class. "As a teacher Not one of my kids passed math, went to Yale, not one of them became a VP nominee like that weird JD Vance." Tim Wlaz also announced that 100% of his class did not know what gender they were. 

   In other news Tim Walz's football team went 0-36 over the three years he was a coach.