10 Things To Fight About Before A Very Important Election

    In a tight election between Communism and Freedom rights wing influencers are fighting about important things on X. Here are the top 10. 

1. What Ever Isabella Maria De Luca Is wearing.

    "Oh my gosh she wore a jacket!! How immodest!!"  

2. Samsung vs iPhone

    "Trump had a Galaxy S3. Basically, Samsung is a Facist Korean spy company." "But Apple has a bit...which infected the world with sin."

3. Technology in church.

    "Does your church have a projector screen? So woke so broke."

4. Chocolate vs Vanilla Milk

    "Chocolate milk is if for 3rd world Europeans while Vanilla milk is OBJECTIVELY better. Those who don't agree are canceled."

5. X vs Twitter

    "VOTE NOW DO YOU STILL CALL X TWITTER?"

6.  Catholic vs Protestants 

    "YOU ARE EVIL!!!" "YOU ARE MORE EVIL!!!"

7. Rings Of Power

    "Trash." "Not trash. Blocked."

8. Church Music

    "Anything past the 1600s is evil and guitars are of Satan."

9. Cats vs Dogs

    "Cats are better!!" "No Dogs!! They are more active!! Blocked."

10. How To Pronuce Kamala

    "Its KAMALA." ITS KAMALA!!"

    Obviously, these are things to fight about that are wayyyy more important than the election. SO important that we fight and quibble online about these topics. 

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