Kamala Harris Introduces The Shoe Force

    

 Kamala Harris announced a new military plan to defend America after accent switching to a Hispanic woman at a rally. “The United States faces new threats daily,” the Presidential nominee said in a speech. “We must find new and innovative ways to defend this nation. I’ve met Hispanics and I feel that this is a great way to defend the nation. I have learned this trick from y’all…I mean mi amigos”

The Presidential nominee then proceeded to take her shoes off and throw it at a small drone. She missed. “As President, I will sign in a new branch of the military. The Shoe Force!!! Any threat to the nation will be decapitated by throwing shoes at the targets.” Journalists then write glowing articles about how the US needs a shoe defense, and how this is basically Ronald Reagan's Star Wars.  

At reporting time, Kamala Harris announced that the Shoe Force will have tacos every Tuesday.