BREAKING: VP Candidate Walz Claims He Meant He Was Friends With 'Trump Shooters' Not 'School Shooters'

     In a shocking turn of events at the 2024 Vice Presidential debate, Democratic candidate Tim Walz found himself in hot water after claiming to be "friends with school shooters." The gubernatorial gaffe machine quickly backpedaled, insisting he had merely misspoke.

    "Yeah, I misspoke. I'm a knucklehead," Walz admitted, wiping sweat from his brow with a camouflage handkerchief. "I spend a lot of time hunting, you know, flying drones, crouching behind bushes, lying on sloped roofs - typical Govenor stuff." 

    Walz vehemently denied any connection to school shooters, calling the idea "preposterous." He then attempted to clarify his statement, explaining that he had meant to say he was friends with "Trump shooters," leaving audiences even more bewildered.

    MSNBC hosts were elated claiming that being friends who want to kill the assassin of democracy is a morally good thing.  At reporting time, Walz then went on to blame Trump for not getting himself assassinated, saying that his friends are very sad.