London, England—
In a bizarre twist that could only happen in today's political theater, Andrew Tate, the controversial figure known for his podcasting prowess and an eyebrow-raising resume, has announced his intention to run for Prime Minister of England. And who's in his corner? None other than Candace Owens, who has thrown her full support behind him in a podcast episode titled, "What THEY Don’t Want You to Know About ENGLAND!!"
In her characteristic fervor, Owens proclaimed, "For far too long, England has been under control by the ones we are not allowed to talk about. This is why they have perpetrated heinous crimes against MERE CHILDREN!! In England. This has got to stop!!! That is why I am endorsing my friend, Andrew Tate for Prime Minister of England. He values Christianity and sees the real force that is DESTROYING the West."
When quizzed on X about endorsing someone who is a Muslim, who reportedly has no respect for women, and who has built his wealth in the pornography industry—often cited as a destroyer of Western culture—Mrs. Owens retorted, "England has been CAPTURED by the Jews, mkay, and we need a strong man to fix it. They have been behind all sorts of terrorist attacks, mkay, and the mainstream media is not talking about it. Instead, they're accusing Tate of being a human trafficker, which there is no proof of, and there is a massive Jewish plot with the Frankists. Ok, it's the Frankists. DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH!!"
At the time of reporting, Mr. Tate posted on X, "I’m a human trafficker."
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