Nick HQ:
Josh from Drake & Josh is inconsolable after hearing that his idol, Oprah Winfrey, is leaving the United States. “THIS IS TERRIBLE!! TERRIBLE!!” he wailed. His brother, Drake, attempted to soothe him, suggesting that there would be other TV hosts, but Josh was having none of it. “You don’t understand!! IT'S OPRAH!! OPRAH, for crying out loud. She’s like The President of the United States!!”
Drake countered, “Well, actually, she's leaving because of the President of the United States.” “There is only one person diabolical enough to do this!! MEGAN!!” Josh’s cries were cut short by an electric shock from his pants. “SEE, it's MEGAN, MEGAN!!! She alone has the tech to steal the election!! She just wants to get back at me!!” “Josh!! Think about your girlfriend, Mindy!!” Drake interjected, trying to bring some sense into the situation.
At the time of reporting, Megan had supposedly influenced Donald Trump to outlaw kissing, dealing another blow to Josh.
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